HONEY from Black Girl Juice is contributing a review of the DVD Mr. Horse Cock: Success Stinks!
Mr. Horse Cock aka Richard Mann is back with Mr. Horse Cock Success Stinks! He sets the videos off by giving us a guided tour of “his” house. Nigga please. I go weak in the knees for a man in a three piece suit, but there’s nothing you can do or wear that will convince me that this crib is yours. Get to slinging dick for dollars. You don’t even look comfortable perpetrating this shit. You know you live in a one bedroom apartment. Nigga please x 2.
Mr. Horse Cock does some Scarface “world is mine” shit, then flosses in front of a Hummer that I know isn’t his. How do I know? Let’s just say that I had a very hung over ride in it with the very lovely Raven Black and her husband, Jeff Fucksum. So, Mr. Horse Cock’s fronting is cute, but I know slinging sausage ain’t making him rich. It’s getting his dick wet though and that’s all I really care about. Fast forward to the good stuff.
The first scene had all the elements that should have made it solid gold. Cute white girl. Big black dick. Anal sex. Even an anal creampie. But there was just something about this scene that didn’t bring the heat. There’s nothing actually WRONG with the scene, I just found myself drifting off. Meh.
Watch Kelly Wells in Mr. Horse Cock 3 — Success Stinks
The next scene featured Kelly Wells and she more than made up for any lackluster performance in scene one. You all know that Kelly Wells is one of my favorite pornstars. She loves black dick. She’s a girl with absolutely no limits. And best of all, she has a dirty mouth. You never know what this girl is going to say during a scene. You want to turn up the volume on this one just so you can hear the nasty shit that comes out of her mouth. But if you live in a building with thin walls, I’d keep it down or else your neighbors will wonder what kind of gutter-snipe cum pig you picked up for the night. Mr. Horse Cock fucks her like he hates her pussy and leaves her with an ass full of cum. Of course, after he dropped his load in her ass, Kelly Wells takes four fingers and hand fucks her ass so that you can hear the cum sloshing around in her asshole. I loved it!
The third scene is one of two that features a brunette – Latin hottie, Luscious Lopez. Even though black guys on blonde girls is more common and more of a contrast, I happen to like brunettes…and especially Latinas. There’s just something exotic about them. Luscious Lopez plays the naughty Hispanic maid who entices Richard Mann to fuck her while she’s cleaning his house. These two brought the fire. It was a good matchup between Mr. Horse Cock’s straight up machismo and that Latina fire that Luscious Lopez brings. Plus, I don’t know exactly what nationality Luscious Lopez is, but her skin is almost light enough so that you’d think she was white. For me, black on Latina is not quite as hot as black on a pure white girl…after all, being Latina is like being an honorary negro. After all, Puerto Ricans and Dominicans can say the n-word and everything. However, since Luscious Lopez is so pale, it’s kind of hot. She actually looks a little Jewish (check the nose) and if you didn’t know her last name was “Lopez”, you’d think she was a JAP fucking some Shvartzer…well, except for the whole maid thing. JAP’s don’t clean. Aside: God, wouldn’t it be hot if they got Jewish porn queen, Joanna Angel in a scene fucking for her life and proclaiming her love for black cock? I would be first in line to buy that DVD.
The last scene was a bit like the first for me. The girl was a cute brunette secretary who fantasized about fucking her boss – Mr. Horse Cock. And of course, he makes her dreams come true. The scenario is right up there with the pizza boy who rings the doorbell and gets pulled into an all-girl orgy. The setup is tired, but once they get into the fuck scene, it was fairly decent. I can’t rave about it like the Kelly Wells scene, but Richard Mann puts down some good fucking all throughout this movie. He fucks like he hates the pussy and has a personal vendetta against the poontang. And EVERY SINGLE SCENE ends in an anal creampie. Trust me, I know how hard it is to take a cock in your ass and these girls have assholes that stretch like pussies AND they’re not shy about letting the goo leak out of their assholes. Gotta love that.
I have to nerd out here for a minute and mention that the camera work is amazing. Unless you’re a video junkie, you might not notice, but they get every angle and shot you want to see. You’ll never be frustrated with a long shot of some guy banging away and all you can see is his ass and no pussy taking the cock shots. They keep the man-ass shots to a minimum while still managing to get the shot where he’s plowing straight down into her pussy. They get great closeups and you can see the girl’s pussy as it stretches around Richard Mann’s cock like it’s about to split open.
This video is a semi-gonzo interracial fuckfest. Each scene has a loose storyline, but really, it’s all about the fucking. The storylines kinda sucked and didn’t add anything to the video, so I would almost like it better if they just did away with the beginning part of each video and went full out gonzo and jumped straight into the fucking. Personally, I’d buy this DVD just for Kelly Wells’ scene alone. I’ve hit the rewind button and watched that shit at least three times and her balls-to-the-wall, dirty mouthed fuck scene never gets old. If she’s faking it, fuck Meryl Streep, THIS GIRL deserves a fucking Oscar. The DVD is anchored by two lackluster scenes, but the stuff in the middle is like a good meatball sub…fuckin’ delicious.
