A photo from a college basketball game took me back to my days in college. Look closely at the Texas A&M player in the foreground. Back in the 70’s, Magic Johnson and Wilt Chamberlain had to wear those nut-hugger basketball shorts so a little slippage was understandable. But you have to have a MASSIVE dick if the extra-large basketball shorts that guys wear these days won’t even contain your package.

I’ve seen plenty of “nip slips”, but has to be the first ever “dick slip” I’ve come across. The newspaper called it an “unfortunate optical illusion”, but I don’t see anything unfortunate about a black dick this big.

Thanks to Boing Boing for feeding my black dick obsession.